Friday night at the London Palladium. As a venue to spin
a few sounds goes, it takes some beating. To give you an idea how posh the
Val Parnell Room is, I had a private en-suite bathroom next to the DJ decks and
the offer of a face massage by the Palladium’s in-house beautician. Danny from Heavenly Records, also DJing, had
one and said it felt weird but oddly relaxing. I gave it a miss. Nice offer
though. The main room was beautiful: all white pillars, ornate domed skylight,
plush carpet, and framed posters of old Palladium bills hung on the walls. Bruce Forsyth's 1973 "One Man Laughter Show" gazed down on me (surely it was funnier than that). A
fantastic and imaginative scoop by promoters Idle Fret.
I’ve done a few Idle Fret gigs now and always enjoy them
as being a bit out of touch these days I get to hear bands I wouldn’t normally
know about. First on were Giant Burger.
As they began I raised a foot to step nearer and they started to sing. Well, not actually
sing, more go ARRGHOOAOOOAHH! really loudly and accompany it with the sound of dustbins full of marbles tumbling down a metal staircase. My foot recoiled in mid-air moonwalk horror. Take a seat Grandad. From a
distance my tender ears acclimatised, to a degr Burgers weren't to my taste. I’d
investigated Shrag the day before
and from the odds and sods on YouTube I felt I’d either like them a lot or find them bloody annoying. I liked them a lot. Main singer Helen does a stroppy
teenager routine: one moment bouncing excitedly up and down in her stocking
feet, the next throwing herself to the floor in a moody tantrum. Other girl and boy
voices criss-crossing a fat rolling riot grrrl groove added to a very watchable, very
listenable set. Hell, I was so impressed I bought the album, Canines, and look forward to seeing them again.
Long time favourites The Lovely Eggs
were top of the bill. I don’t know whether it was the venue, the dry ice, the
extravagant light show, the PA, the beer, or a combination of it all, but they
rocked like mothertruckers. Seriously, their grunge punk onslaught sounded
so much heavier than usual and the in-between song northern humour cut to a
minimum. A couple of newies from the forthcoming Wildlife LP fortunately didn’t reveal any drastic change of
direction from the previous few singles and when they slowed it down for “Fuck
It” scarves emblazoned with its name were held aloft. (I flipping well forgot
to buy a blue and white one. Fuck it.) A barnstorming, sausage roll crumbling finale of “Don’t Look At Me” had Tommy Trinder’s poster shaking in its frame.
Below are the songs, mainly punk and garage, I played.
Was a new experience to use CDs (no record decks available) but I muddled
through, only ballsed up a couple of times, but I bet the Palladium has never heard "Spazz" by The Elastik Band before. The first set was early doors, the
second between Shrag and The Lovely Eggs, and the third had a few dancing after the Eggs until
closing time. Fab.
The What Four – I’m Gonna Destroy That Boy (1966)
Orange Juice – The Artisans (1984)
The Seeds – Evil Hoodoo (1966)
The Prisoners – Better In Black (1982)
Wild Billy Childish & The MBE – Joe Strummer’s Grave
(2006)
The Black Angels – Telephone (2010)
Belle & Sebastian – Legal Man (2000)
Dale Hawkins – LA Memphis Tyler Texas (1969)
Bo Diddley – If The Bible’s Right (1970)
Two Wounded Birds – Together Forever (2012)
The Primitives – Turn Off The Moon (2012)
Swinging Medallions – Double Shot of My Baby’s Love (1966)
Mysterious Monks – The Moneylender (2012)
The Elastik Band – Spazz (1967)
The Untamed – It’s Not True (1965)
The Artwoods – If I Ever Get My Hands On You (1965)
Sister Rosetta Tharpe – This Train (1939)
Johnny Cash – Devil’s Right Hand (2003)
Crystal Stilts – Through The Floor (2011)
The Tomboys – I’d Rather Fight Than Switch (1964)
Sham 69 – Hurry Up Harry (1978)
The Buzzcocks – Oh Shit (1978)
The High Numbers – Leaving Here (1964)
The Remains – Why Do I Cry? (1965)
Siouxsie & The Banshees – Hong Kong Garden (1978)
Elastica – Vaseline (1995)
Love – My Flash On You (1966)
The Damned – New Rose (1976)
The Renegades – Thirteen Women (1966)
Vince Taylor – Brand New Cadillac (1959)
Art Brut – Formed A Band (2004)
The Libertines – What A Waster (2002)
The Flies – I’m Not Your Stepping Stone (1966)
The Monks – Higgledy Piggledy (1966)
The Seeds – Pushin’ Too Hard (1966)
Captain Beefheart – Zig Zag Wanderer (1967)
The Rakes – 22 Grand Job (2006)
Suede – Animal Nitrate (1993)
The Clash – Train In Vain (1979)
Dinosaur Jr – Freak Scene (1988)
Camera Obscura – Hey Lloyd I’m Ready To Be Heartbroken (2006)
Super Furry Animals – God Show Me Magic (1996)
The 13th Floor Elevators – You’re Gonna Miss
Me (1966)
The Sonics – Have Love Will Travel (1965)
Tommy Hunt – The Pretty Part Of You (1964)
The Action – I’ll Keep On Holding On (1966)
The Electric Fayre – You’re No Good (1996)
Manic Street Preachers – PCP (1993)
The Specials – Monkey Man (1979)
Sounds great - but I'd want to be there more for your playlist than for the bands, I think! Love the eclectic selection.
ReplyDeleteI was a good excuse to play some different things I wouldn't usually get away with!
ReplyDeleteI usually always prefer original versions of songs but I really dig The Action's take of I’ll Keep On Holding On.I wouldn't mind getting my hands on that 45.
ReplyDeleteThe Action are a rare exception to the covers rule in my book.
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